Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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