You're completely useless in the revolution.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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