We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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