Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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