Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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