it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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