Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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