Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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