ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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