And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Randomize
