my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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