Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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