Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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