Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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