She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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