Life is so much better after having sex.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
