I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm really busy with my period
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