It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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