The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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