Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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