"it" just moved
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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