its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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