talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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