your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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