I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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