Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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