pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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