Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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