You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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