Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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