Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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