She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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