What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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