I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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