But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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