Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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