I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The ass gains better be worth it
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