Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You took a bar mat shot.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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