More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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