Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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