new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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