The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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