Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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