i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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