after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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