She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
accomplished twins. life is a go
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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