The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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