I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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