I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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