Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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