I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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