Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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