Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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